The End of Howling Fantods

by Howling Fantods

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released 28 August 2014

Howling Fantods are: Kelley, Crow and JDoug

All music (excepting SOULTRON!) by HF.
All lyrics (excepting SOULTRON!) BY HF + AKB.
SOULTRON! by Dan Chao, Paul Hagin and JDoug (Soultron!).
Welcome Loud Guitars by Sam Pinola and Joe Paone.
Welcome Pretty Singing by Sam Pinola, Joe Paone and John Kemp.
DIE PENNSYLVANIA DIE! Belts by John Kemp.

The End of Howling Fantods recorded, engineered, mixed by Sam Pinola in his garage. (New Sofa Studios!)

Album art by JDoug (and it shows).

Thanks: you.

Rock music is forever!

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Track Name: Introducing Western Pennsylvania's Premiere Mudhoney Cover Band: The Nacho Hoagie Hut
When I dream, I dream of only one thing: rocking out.
Track Name: The Blastoff Memorial Arxiv
The Blastoff Memorial Archive
was wiped out in a landslide centuries ago.

We wrote a song,
but forgot how it goes.
Jon would go "Radio!"
and I would go "1999!"

We wrote a song,
not a very long song,
and Jeff was scared
that Ian in the corner there
would be crushed by a pile of books
when the pillars of heaven shook.

We wrote a song,
AN AWESOME SONG.
"RADIO 1999."
Track Name: All Aboard the SS Score One for the Fat Kid
Hoist the flag and file the paperwork.
Save a bunk for Dan.
Nail a silver dollar into that dusty ceiling fan.

Down past the university.
Out into the bay.
Gonna sail this house in Allston all around the world.

Yo ho ho.

Can you count the seven,
while I count to five?
Autoreverse Helmet Meantime, it makes us feel alive.

Down past the university.
Out into the bay.
Gonna sail this house in Allston all around the world.

Yo ho ho.
Track Name: The Happy Whaler
Blubber pikes. Walrus teeth and baleen. Coal. A tambourine. Copper kettles. Some wet maps and some wet books. Boots and hats. The captain and their cook. Cloth for sails and no room to fail. Tobacco. Ropes and tin spoons. A first mate and harpoons. Deck of cards. Ambergris and Ahab's leg. The cannibal Queequeg. A box of nails, but no white whales.
Track Name: I Has It
Think about what yr doing now.
You gotta get back in it.
Think about what you are doing to me.
You gotta get back in it.
Track Name: Bluest Blue
When I first met you,
I'd say that I stole you.
Now I've come to believe
it is you who was the thief.

Either way, we're alive today.

Where are we going?
There's just no way to know.
When'll we get there?
That question's not really fair.

Either way, we're here today.
You showed me that I'm bigger on the inside.

THE BLUEST BLUE.
THE BLUEST BLUE OF ALL.

HEY HEY HEY.
Track Name: DIE PENNSYLVANIA DIE!
Our flag's not awesome, yeah it's navy blue.
Its got a couple horses, got an ear of corn too.
Maryland's is better, but I'm not complaining.
Just wanna know exactly why you'd say,
so please explain why you would say:

"DIE PENNSYLVANIA DIE!"

We're not the best, we're not the second best place,
but at least we're not a midwest state.
Our wrestling tradition is really first rate.
Beer and steel and freedom are the things we make.
So please explain why you would say:

"DIE PENNSYLVANIA DIE!"
Track Name: GO WOLFSPIDERS!
There's a sign says "HELP WANTED"
down the hill from the tennis academy.
If you go there after 2AM,
chances are you'll wind up wanted too.

To shout out loud so late at night
an outlaw love song for Davey Lee
is such an awesome thing to do, and you know it.
Why'd you leave here anyway?

Twenty different ice cream shops.
When we lived here there were twenty more,
right next to that creepy museum.
What's the scoop on that my sweet outlaw?

To shout out loud so late at night
an outlaw love song for Danny V
is such an awesome thing to do, and you know it.
Why'd you live here anyway?

Beepoo bee boo.

This song remembers 1997.
This song remembers 1987.
This song remembers "Just Like Heaven."
This song remembers 1977.
Track Name: Appetite for Destruction
We tried to build a tower
as tall as you or maybe taller.
We had it for a minute. It didn't last.
You like to knock things down.

You you you're my wrecking crew.

We made you a home.
A real modernist refuge.
Latist Danish design and space age plastics.
You like to knock things down.

You you you're my wrecking crue.

Knock it down knock it down.
Track Name: SOULTRON!
Walk well, walk well my brothers.
Tonight we dream an awesome dream.
Walk well, walk well my brothers.
A sonic dream. A sonic peace.

Walk well, walk well my brothers.
Tonight we dream an amazing dream.
Walk well, walk well my brothers.
That you're not 3000 miles from me.

I don't know how to sing.
I don't know anything.

You tell me I'm right. You're wrong.